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October 5th, 2015, 7:00 pm
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Butterscotch
October 4th, 2015, 8:43 am
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603 Also, if perform above expectations, you get a mug.
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BorderWolf
October 5th, 2015, 9:26 pm
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and a two week paid vacation to Key West, Florida.
Magnus Archon
October 5th, 2015, 10:25 pm
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And they raise your quota for next quarter, so it's not a good idea to go above and beyond.

Unless, of course, you like the idea of mass murder sprees. I don't.
SpecterHSC
October 5th, 2015, 11:11 pm
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Hmm murder is bad but a mug... how many ounces does it hold? Is it insulated, and is it dish washer safe?
Toon Link
October 6th, 2015, 6:37 am
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Last I heard, if the quota was met, you just get a bonus and give you holidays off. Cause lets be honest, it's much harder to find and kill those born on holidays!
DracheLehre
October 6th, 2015, 10:43 am
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If they don't meet the quota, no more Pizza Friday...
Shadow_Da_Hedgie
October 6th, 2015, 11:41 am
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Also if you manage to kill more Reborn than anyone else that Month, you get to be Employee of the Month!

The reward for that is also a mug. It says "#1 Murderer of the Retsini clan".
Magnus Archon
October 7th, 2015, 10:46 am
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Pizza Friday > Certificate + Mug

Fill your quota, then wait. That way your quota doesn't increase, and you get more free pizza.
Dark (Guest)
November 3rd, 2019, 12:53 am
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If he's not careful, they'll outsource his Quota to India